Findings:
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- he has her eyes
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The distractibility of her eyes (sapphire)
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- Crossing one eye
- How to win back your soul in hell
- I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
- I am a mental construct in her head
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- How to design a psychological test
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How to pass a piss test
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- her eyes
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
- And her eyes lightnings and her shoulders wings
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Sarah Palindrome driving her Civic with a kayak on the roof headed for Laval
- An incomplete poem in her head
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- The Interface Series: Mother Horse Eyes
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
- How M&M's are really made
- Taking a multiple choice test
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The papier-mâché dinosaur in her mother's toolshed, and its fateful escape
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
- How I Met Your Mother
- How to test if a knife is sharp
- Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to roll an "R" in the back of your throat
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Old red eyes is back
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
- Looking at the back of your own head
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Her back
- History Has Its Eyes on You
- How to shrink a head
- Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Letting it go to her head
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Speculative bangs covered her eyes
- My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
- My mother wants her mother to die
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How the heart really works
- Shutting the water off for real
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How I met my Mother in Law
- the small of her back
- Kid tested, mother approved
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- Pig on her back
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- and now back to your regularly scheduled test pattern
- If you could see her through my eyes
- The look in her eyes
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to minimize wrinkles between your eyes
- Her Violet Eyes
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- World In Her Eyes
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
- her eyes can't find you at first
- when still her eyes held water
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- The devil has blue eyes
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Her eyes are gold
- what has a thousand eyes, a thousand fangs, a thousand wings and a thousand claws
- Winning back your girlfriend
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- How to find something which has been lost
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
- Stretching your lower back
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- how to square a number in your head
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Are you really head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- How to convert binary to English in your head
- If only I could get into her head
- The Girl with the Sun in her Head
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- my baby sleeps on her head
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- A rope to hang her, mother, a rope to hang her
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- My mother in her tiny combat boots
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
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