Findings:

• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Baptist jokes
• Sex in a small car
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Sex with a chicken
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Animals people have sex with
• People who are going to hell
• How to have lesbian sex
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• burned at the stake
• Robert Burns
• burn out
• crash and burn
• raster burn
• Frank Burns
• Burn all GIFs day
• Burned
• Karma To Burn
• Burn one's bridges
• Conrad Burns
• Bike Burn
• Burns Night
• rug burn
• Mr. Burns
• George Burns
• beard burn
• The weeds will burn; the oaks will resolve to stay
• burn rubber
• How to treat thermal burns
• Time is the fire in which we burn
• Chinese Burn
• Base burn
• Nick Burns
• controlled burn
• Catherine Lloyd Burns
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Infinite Burn (user)
• chemical burn
• Burn All Toddlers First
• freezer burn
• Burns Sisters
• Annie Burns
• Marie Burns
• Jeannie Burns
• An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
• Prescribed burn
• Ken Burns
• Burns Bog
• And burn, yet burning you will love the smart
• NEAR burn anomaly
• burn in the brain
• Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
• cigarette burns
• Does the flame still burn?
• How to burn rubber
• Jazz, a film by Ken Burns
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• burn bag
• You cannot burn the a eastern
• infinite burns woman (user)
• razor burn
• Rip. Mix. Burn.
• They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
• Moon Burns Bright
• Chemical Burn (user)
• burn (user)
• Beach Burn at Assateague Island
• computer repair burn out
• Burn Witch Burn
• A Letter to Robert Burns
• Robert E. Burns
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• burn ward
• burn a CD
• rope burn
• How to treat chemical burns
• How to treat electrical burns
• first-degree burn
• second-degree burn
• third-degree burn
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• From Clee to heaven the beacon burns
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• How to burn an American flag
• Power to Burn
• another camel burned
• mana burn
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• p burns (user)
• Watch the K Foundation Burn a Million Quid
• If I could just watch myself burn
• Because it all burns up
• aCiD BuRn (user)
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Powder burns
• Burn to Shine
• Trenches/Burn Deck
• Why things burn
• Steve Burns
• Wither Blister Burn + Peel
• fourth-degree burn
• Tommy Burns
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• burn-- (user)
• burn down the house, see the moon
• Burn My Eyes
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Retro burn for Molly Brown
• Gravel Burn
• Vector Burn
• Burn The Priest
• Scorched earth and burned bodies
• Fire burns and we all fall down
• Bones do not burn well
• The burned tongue
• One day we will burn
• Nobunaga Drinks Samurai Burn Beer!
• Legh Burns (user)
• On the third night the castle burned down, leaving everyone to walk home in the dark
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• A fire burns stage right
• A star that shines twice as bright burns for half as long
• carpet burns
• My blood is a sermon that burns upon contact
• manuscripts don't burn
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
• The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• for this reason we must burn all art
• breathe the burn
• No more hope to burn
• Burn After Reading
• as the world burns (an apocalyptic love poem)
• we burn together
• My love for you still burns
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• multitudes of hungry tongues burn my eyes
• John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns
• lean burn engine
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• the plane of burned books
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• I love the burn of salt
• Burn Notice
• "enough praying, let's burn the flags!"
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights

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