Findings:
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
- I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
- Colorado Mother Fucker
- i just want to know who i am
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
- Am I a heartless bitch?
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- i am just a simple buddhist monk
- How Much for just the Planet?
- My mother just died
- Missing your flight from the other side of the planet
- Rear Echelon Mother Fucker
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- I am pop culture's bitch
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- I Am
- Frankfurt am Main
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- Why I am neurotic about love
- AMM
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- What am I, chopped liver?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Why I am not a smurf
- I am that I am
- Things I am not ashamed of
- Am I The Antichrist?
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- I am Canadian
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- I am happy
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- I am a sexist
- I am Jane
- I am a minority of one
- R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
- Am/F
- I am not Arthur Rimbaud
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am but a moth before your flame
- I am addicted to TUMS
- I am not hitting on you
- bind()
- gethostname()
- Am I interesting?
- I am a spammer
- I am not playing a zero sum game
- I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
- I Am Not a Lawyer
- I am confused by many things...
- Sunrise, 5:01 am
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I am not depressed
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- I am never alone
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a feminist
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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