Findings:

• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The grass that needed to be cut
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Hot pursuit
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• That Would Be Enough
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• A Man Needs To be Told
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• it would be hilarious if only
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• She doesn't need me anymore
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• as X as I Need to Be
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If you would be seated
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• I will not be late anymore
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• That I Would Be Good
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Starving in the greenhouse
• That would be me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• eternity would be boring
• what would it take to be serene again?
• but you wanna be bad
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• If you would be so kind
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• There need to be more powers
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• A whimper would be fine
• Mind without body
• All we need is just to be
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• There is some place I need to be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Life without music would be a mistake
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The best kind of bartender

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