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• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• i'd rather not
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You have your work cut out for you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I'd rather read a book
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Finding out you have cancer
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• How to have an out of body experience
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• I'd like some dreams too
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• They Don't Want Me
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• out like a light
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• first in, last out
• Work like you don't need the money
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• The Last Cop Out
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't go out without a coat
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't want to go back to work
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Out with the Hated Irish!
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You, standing
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• i have to get out
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.

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