Findings:
- If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- God is good, people are screwed up
- How To Be Good
- Alfredo sauce
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- Pi in the Bible
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- All gods but your own
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Prove God
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to be a good evil villain
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- My Thoughts Thou Hast Supported
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
- How Man creates his Gods
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Good God it's hot! A 2003 Vegas gathering
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How Gods Live On
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- how to choose a good durian
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Love Leave to urge, thou knowest thou hast the hand
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- Thou hast lost an eighth!
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- God Sees The Truth, but Waits
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- Love cookies
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Thou art God
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How To Think About God
- How do you make God laugh?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How could God let this happen?
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- How to Know God
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- thou owest God a death
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to find good nodes
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to give your man a good backrub
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to be a good customer
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- How to get a good night's sleep
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- There but for the grace of God go I
- How Great Thou Art
- How To Prove It
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- Evil be thou my good
- How to tell she's good looking
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
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