Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "“What emshould/em we be worried about?”; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup"

• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You, standing
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Too Many Cooks
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How many beans make five?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• How to write about colors?
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• My Statistically Average Wife
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• How to be an asshole
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Too good to be true
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• You're too good to be human
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• how to be a friend
• How to be telekinetic
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I want to be sexy too!
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• i do not worry about
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• How about NO
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• To be noble in an average life
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• How to be a backstabber
• Running toward the edge
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Automobile tire pressure
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• lost, or trying to be
• How to be a fuck-up
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How the Sun Came to Be
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Be cool in college
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Goops and How to be Them
• How the Moon Came to Be
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• How to be a troll
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How To Think About God
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• how about not (user)
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• We worried about the fire and the night
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• To be or not to be
• How to be invisible
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How to be an improv musician
• How to be monstrously shallow
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to be anonymous
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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