Findings:
- The Man and His Wife
- The Man Who Would Be King
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The Nice Painter and his Wife
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If you would be so kind
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- eternity would be boring
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- Blind man tying his shoes
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- I never thought it would be like this
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- it would be hilarious if only
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
- A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- That would be me
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Be your own man
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- what would it take to be serene again?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If you would be seated
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- A man's got to know his limitations
- The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- How Man creates his Gods
- Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
- A man's home is his castle
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- The best kind of bartender
- The man of his times
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- A man and his own face
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Be a man
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Mind without body
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- That I Would Be Good
- Just to see what it would be like
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- A Man Needs To be Told
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- A whimper would be fine
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The man who refused to be King
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- That Would Be Enough
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Kissing a man all over his face
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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