Findings:
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- People want what they cannot have
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- They have no bones.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- But I have seen the sun just once
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- They must have faces
- They have taken enough
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- He's been places they have not.
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- They could have saved Kevin
- They Have a Word for It
- You stole what they would have given you
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- They have bears in Italy
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- he would have laughed
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- They didn't have the heart
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- I have a dream
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I have no faith in your God
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Baptist jokes
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- institutions have lives of their own
- I have no complaint
- When I have female children
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- The tattoo phenomenon
- You have a big finger
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I have no hair
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- What have you
- But what are they really thinking?
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Front porch, what should have been said
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sally guests I have known
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- You can't have everything
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Have a nice day
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