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• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• vanished like a book from the library
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• So Far From Home
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I come from the land of burning books
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Hot pursuit
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• we are all just books reading each other
• Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• But what are they really thinking?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• stop adoring from so far away
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They Flee From Me
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Order book
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Good from far, but far from good
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Proofs from The Book
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Fables from the Book of Yelps and Growls
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• they carry but they do not understand
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• People just expect things from me
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• so many books
• I Eat Books from Cover to Cover
• Why are new books so expensive?
• The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
• Abandoned books from the old barn
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• we read from the book as it is written
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Argument from the Holy Book
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It hasn't been so long, but
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Notes from the little black book
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• and but so
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• My library books are late, but I don't care

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