Findings:
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- only then will we be safe from each other
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- 2000 Years of Radio
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Be Here Now
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- The future is now, baby (e2poll)
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- there will be a last
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- I will be in my trailer!
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
- Beanie Baby
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The revolution will not be webcast
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- the world will be remade in our image
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- In the Year 2000...
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- There will never be another you
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- Even the dead will not be safe
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- From conception to birth: stages of fetal growth for the human baby
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- Baby, Now That I've Found You
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- There will be no more stories to read
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- Someday, I will be strong
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- They will not be named!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- There Will Be Blood
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
- Always Be My Baby
- It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
- What life after death will really be like
- node that will be my legacy
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Will I cease to be
- There will be time
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- all the cute guys will be there
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I fear I will be nothing
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- The Revolution will be televised
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- If it be your will
- I will always be in the details
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Everything will be alright
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I will be your young sinner
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Come. And be my baby
- Letter to baby, from mama
- Where do babies come from?
- You will be assimilated
- stealing candy from babies
- Using baby oil to lubricate your skin before shaving
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- The revolution will not be televised
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Will I be given that chance?
- far be it from me
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Carl Everett
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- The television will not be revolutionized
- Boys will be boys
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Who Will Be There
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I will always be weird inside
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- The end will be a sellout
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Marks which will never be broken
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The next life will be better
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- It must be New Years Eve again
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
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