Findings:

• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• All Those Years Ago
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• This essay was due a year ago
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• It's been years since we were born
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
• Could I Have Been?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The path we have been walking
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• AES may have been broken
• I have just been shot
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Remembering all those years ago
• i have been burning for so long
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Written in Dubrovnik a few years ago
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Names have been changed
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• He's been places they have not.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Trying to burn my aunt Margaret at the stake
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• burned at the stake
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Names I have acquired over the years
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Books I have bought for next year
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I could have been Canadian
• Twenty years ago
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• This email is a response to your email of a year ago sent on February 6, 2000
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I know I have been dreaming
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• you would have been
• I have always been burning
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It could have been me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Good Vibrations: 30 Years Of the Beach Boys
• What Might Have Been
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Even Years Ago
• I had been hungry all the years
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The way things have always been done
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I could have been one of a two
• This has not been an easy year.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Movies that should have been books first
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Hitler's January 30, 1937 Speech to the Reichstag
• RIO PMP 300
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• May 30, 1998
• Constitution of Ireland Article 30
• Classical Mythology: Table 30
• Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten
• Pinocchio: Chapter 30

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