Findings:

• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• 'T is so much joy!
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• When the dancer becomes the dance
• I look better when I am wet
• So much it scares me
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Three lap dances ... and a wedding
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Much better than a piss test
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• lap dance
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• So much nothing
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• So Much for Dreaming
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I can do much better than this
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• So Much For the Afterglow
• When words mean too much
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Why I love Pascal so much
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• So much road kill
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• so much for stardust
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Her hair, tangled
• So Much Wine
• just so much slavery (user)
• so much to say
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• So bashful when I spied her
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When did the World get so old?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• better
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• better, faster, cheaper
• Music was better in the old days
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Treatment of corporations
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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