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• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Love cookies
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• But who codes the coders?
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• A very short romance
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Good from far, but far from good
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Music need not be popular to be good
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• good reasons to hate someone
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• good reasons to get an education
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Six good men who listened
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Mary Todd Lincoln
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• 10 perfectly good reasons not to exercise
• A very short glimpse of the Shenzhen SEZ
• to an east coast boy who went west
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• No good reason whatsoever
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Good reasons not to wear make-up
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• Good reasons to miss someone
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• good things come to those who wait
• Short can be good! (document)
• very good (user)
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• No Good Reason
• Good reasons to wear make-up
• Very Annie Mary
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• The days of very old were not very good
• 10 perfectly good reasons not to exorcise
• Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• good reasons to be content
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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