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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that the bar doesn't have any quackers.

The next day, the same duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender again explains that the bar doesn't serve quackers.

Sure enough, the very next day, the duck again walks into the bar and asks for some quackers. The bartender screams at the duck: "If you come in here one more time and ask for quackers I'm going to nail your ass to the wall!"

A few days pass and the duck comes back to the bar. The bartender sees the duck and says "I warned you!"

The duck replies: "Do you have any hammers?"

The bartender replies: "No!"

The duck asks, "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender replies: "No!"

The duck grins and asks, "Do you have any quackers?"

Ba-dump-bump.

For SEF.

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