Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A friend looked at it and told me I lived in a mansion. I was like nah. Then I was like, wait a second."

• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• My skin felt like I was falling
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• If I was beautiful like you
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• like nothing ever was
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Look siad me Be like me
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• With him it was always like
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• doesn't look like anything to me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• What did Jesus look like?
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• I waited under your streetlight like a hoodlum; like a moth
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• Do you like me?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Dead Like Me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• You like me, you really like me!
• Never look like you're staring
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This isn't what it looks like
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Walk Like Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• There are a million girls like me out there
• He brings me books like flowers
• Republican Like Me
• Looks Like Rain
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Like A Friend
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• like you love me
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• eyed me like a female mantis
• and the people look like flowers at last
• We Looked Like Giants
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• We waited like lambs
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• A Doll Like Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I like you; do you like me?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• What's It Like to Live on Death Row?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• You're like a brother to me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What do theorems look like?
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Loves me like a bottle
• Live?!*@ Like A Suicide
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Bleed Like Me
• And then God laughed like Hell
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Women only like me for my mind
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• unfinished (like me)
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me

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