To the tune of "Let It Be" by Lennon-McCartney
When I find myself in times of trouble
Need someone to talk to me
I turn on my computer, IRC
And in the midnight darkness
I can find some chat or company
Speaking to the world on IRC
IRC, IRC, IRC, IRC
There's always someone up on IRC.
And many broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There's comfort to be found on IRC.
For though they may be lonely there is
Still a chance for them to see
A friend to lend an ear on IRC
IRC, IRC, IRC, IRC
It's sad but it's an answer, IRC.
And when I'm feeling lousy,
And I cannot sleep at half past three,
It's always daytime somewhere, IRC.
I can talk of life, or cats, or music
Or maybe geek some kids TV
I can wibble till the dawn on IRC.
IRC, IRC, IRC, IRC
For this sad git, it's a refuge, IRC.
IRC, IRC, IRC, IRC
I'll see you there this evening, IRC.