Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A hyperactive squirrel who did great work in the gardens, provided somebody was there to remind him to stay on task."

• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• I married him because he was not mean
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• There was a time before
• There was a man and a woman
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• who did this to me?
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• There Was A Friend
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• There is none like unto Him
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• being a kid was great
• No shit, there I was
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• We reserve the deepest disdain for those who remind us of ourselves.
• There was an old lady
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There was a baby in China
• One hour there was sunlight
• Your husband was a great man
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• all it cost him was a Penny
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• There was once a Man
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a rose that faded young
• Who Will Be There
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• We did not know it was a war
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• There Once Was a Farmer
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There was a cold day
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I was there
• Who Goes There?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Before you, there was me
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There Was No Leak
• A knock there was upon the door
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Who is Killing The Great Chefs of Europe?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• To Him Who Waits
• there is a great war between abstraction and the concrete reality
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I was Chris to him
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• With him it was always like
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• He who has ears, let him hear
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• How to stay awake at work
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Who's There?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I saw what you did there
• Was it ever there?
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Where's the kaboom?
• I remember, there was one
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• It is there with him.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Was There a Time
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• and there was this girl
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself

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