Findings:

• It doesn't get any better than this
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Better Than Ezra
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• Indigenous people are better than you
• A better model than the one at data general
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• Two heads are better than one
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• better than a living will
• Better than Sex
• Better Dead Than Red
• What kind of day is this
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• leave it better than you found it
• Any day now
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• A determination to do better than
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Better than Life
• Music was better in the old days
• Better Days
• Better Than Garbo
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Better Than Chocolate
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Even better than the real thing
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Better Than Bouillon
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Better him than me
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Why cats are better than dogs
• There's no better mirror than a child
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I can do much better than this
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• better late than never
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better than the best
• better than natural
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• better than 2 (user)
• If it is a kind and warm shoulder you are leaning against, any cold brick wall is the best place to sit.
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Things that are better than sex
• better than half my insides
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• A modem is better than nothing
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Treatment of corporations
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• CD vs. vinyl
• Ideas are better than apples
• The book is better than the movie
• Much better than a piss test
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Are we better than everything else?
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Original better than the sequel
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• for() is better than while()
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• No time of any kind
• Better blatant than latent
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Half a loaf is better than none
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• What can be better than that?
• There were times better than this
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Rebeca Martinez
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Better safe than sorry
• better off with him than here with me
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Tickling is better than sex
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• better than Radiohead
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• You aren't better than human
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• any
• Press any key to continue
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• whatever, I'll upvote it
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• Gym equipment
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!

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