"What the fuck is that?"
"You told me to wear plate armor!"
"Plate armor is made of metal, dumbass!"
"Yeah? Where the hell am I going to find a bunch of metal plates, then?"
"I don't know. Where did you get all those?"
"I got them from my workplace."
"You WHAT?"
"I mean, they fired me for sitting down on the job for half a second -- "
"Okay yeah that's fair. Your armor still sucks, though."
"Fine! I'll steal all the spoons from a different restaurant and make a new set. Will that satisfy you?"
"I think it's the best I'm going to get from you."