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• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• What life after death will really be like
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• One day we will burn
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Be a model or just look like one
• some day we will all be gone
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You will be assimilated
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• I will be in my trailer!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The revolution will not be televised
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• There will be time
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I never thought it would be like this
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I know what it's like to be dead
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Just to see what it would be like
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• That'll Be the Day
• The Revolution will be televised
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Rebeca Martinez
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• There will be no more stories to read
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• The end will be a sellout
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Look siad me Be like me
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• Marks which will never be broken
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• The next life will be better
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Hot pursuit
• There will never be another you
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• If it be your will
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• No one can be in two places at once
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Will I cease to be
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I fear I will be nothing
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Mind without body
• There can be only one
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Will I be given that chance?
• What is it like to be a bat?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• She must be what cocaine is like
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?

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