Findings:

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about flowers
• People without spines annoy me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• all of these people are me
• Better him than me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• People just expect things from me
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Tell me a story about trains
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Some people call me a drama queen
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You people disgust me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People confuse me
• A joke about dealing with people
• Tell me a story about elephants
• O tell me the truth about love
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me a story about lesbians
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Don't tell me about her
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Tell me a story about drains
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• show me what the world is all about
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Tell me a story about rains
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• The thing to understand about trans people
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Why old people piss me off
• These people are still happening to me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• better off with him than here with me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• There is more of me than you imagine
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• People listen to me? WTF
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• You taught me more than hugging
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Tell me about your secret places
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• This lasted for about two days
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• What a Shame About Me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• Tell me a story about brains
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Two stories about Mia
• Tell me a story about cranes
• two limericks about whores
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Two stories about a wedding band
• Two virgins about to have sex
• The bored who complain
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• About two men called Harold Budd
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Ask me about Loom
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• two left feet
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Love isn't about fixing people
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Don't talk about me behind my back

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