Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A short, plump lady hen who could never find a corset that fit just right."

• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• who could win a rabbit
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• A little child could never kill this clean
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Half-sour pickle
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• why i could never live in the city
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• It will never be just you
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Find the Lady
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• i just want to know who i am
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Who The Cap Fit
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• You never held it at the right angle
• A mistake never felt so right
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• Using a command line
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• you're never anywhere i find you
• Find someone who...
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• If I could just watch myself burn
• find someone who dreams of you
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• when the wind is blowing just right
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• just right
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• just because they never bothered to really do
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• people who need people are just people who need people
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Just before never waking
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• just the right spot
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• i just knew i'd find you here
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• You who never arrived
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• never know who told it best
• People who don't smoke will never die
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I wish I could cry
• I could care less
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?

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