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• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
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• She Had to Be Sure
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• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
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• A List of Titles This Poem Could've Had
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• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
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• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
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• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
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• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
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• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
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• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
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• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
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• National Labor Relations Act, Sections 17, 19: Short title and Individuals with religious convictions
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
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• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
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• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
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• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
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• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
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• Deleted scene from the movie "Short Circuit"
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• The South had the right to secede from the Union
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• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
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• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to memorize short lists
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• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
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• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• To be hoist by one's own petard
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• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Muddy Anus
• Short Letter, Long Farewell
• Information wants to be free
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
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• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
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• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Never be the first to let go
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining

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