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• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Some time when I was a teenager
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• When I was young Time had no wings
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Time regression effect while stoned
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• It happened a long time ago
• There Was No Leak
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture III: Some Metaphysical Problems ...
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• No Time For Sergeants
• The first time I knew I was different
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• God died a long time ago
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• By Force Alone
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• A summer a long time ago
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• This essay was due a year ago
• No time for love, Dr. Jones
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• the Promised Time
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Sunday Times Rich List
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• There was a time when I was a better person
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
• Long time no see
• No shit, there I was
• Miss Frizzle is a Time Lady!
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Kids have no concept of time
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
• Computers have no sense of time
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• bejweled no time limit
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Some Other Time
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• No time of any kind
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Today was some bullshit.
• some say he was never here at all
• Some Time in New York City
• She was locked in time
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Weeks: time increment of choice
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Before Time Was
• The week of Seven Airports, two train stations, and thirteen time zones
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• For Some Poems by Matthew Arnold
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I was raised by the French government
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• What was stolen by someone else
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• By Some Disputed Neon Barricade
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• There was an old lady
• There was a young lady of Riga
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To Some Ladies
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• no time
• Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Time of No Reply
• There is no time paradox
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• paid by the word
• September has such a feeling
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• No Time This Time
• No time like the present
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Time gone by
• As Time Goes By
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• time has no meaning here
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Time Stops for No Mouse

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