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• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• My new way to get there
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Getting rid of start menu items
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'll get there when I get there
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• there is a third option. there is always a third option.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• There need to be more powers
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Life gets in the way of words
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• How do you get there?
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The movies always get it wrong
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I always wanted to get married one day
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• There's always a catch!
• Need to get out more
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• There are Always Witnesses
• qanat get there from here
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• At Least There is Racing
• It's always for those damn children
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• needs must when the Devil drives
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You always feel it when I go
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• When I get like this
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• whatever gets you there
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When did the World get so old?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• we'll get there
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• You're never around when I need you
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• There is some place I need to be
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• There was always the blue of you
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• There is always porn
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• The drummer always gets laid
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• The bomber will always get through
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Things to do when technology gets here
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• You can't get there from here
• The easiest way to get a job
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Stoned music memories
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• When I get mad I throw harder
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• The way things have always been done
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• There's that feeling you get
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Ways to get random numbers
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• When I Get Low I Get High
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards

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