Abilene is a town in Texas about 2 hours west of Dallas. Abilene has the highest number of churches per capita in the continental US. When philth was in the Air Force, he was stationed there. He didn't like it much. But now he lives in Eugene, Oregon, and misses Abilene. Mainly because he had a lot of friends in Abilene, and doesn't take well to the unbathed hippies living in Eugene. Texan women are among the finest examples of women in the world.