Findings:

• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I must have called a thousand times
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• You are a thousand people swimming in an ocean of light
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How to "Have People"
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Know your pets
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• People want what they cannot have
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• worse things have happened to better people
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People have fucked up before
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Type A blood
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Using a command line
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Dead people I have known
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Animals people have sex with
• SYN ACK
• Ack!
• Ack! You lost experience!
• Ack! You gained experience!
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Ack! I went to my spice cupboard and everything is stale!
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• Ack! I forgot my root password!
• Ack! You lost S/N!
• Packet Downlink Ack/Nack
• Ack! You lost consciousness!
• ACK! You gained 23 Sexperience Points! (e2poll)
• "ACK Message"
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• disappear
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• A dozen ways to disappear
• For my last trick, I made her disappear
• The disappeared
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• What has disappeared
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Disappear in every way
• Disappeared From the Internet (category)
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You

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