Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Actually, I have a whole harem of men and women who worship the ground I walk on."

• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Judging women by their books
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The woman who walked in a straight line
• I have one whole anus
• The difference between men and women
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The Men Who Built America
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Men have feelings too
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Men and Women
• Men vs Women
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Women who purr
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Type A blood
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• How many men/women masturbate?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
• Women Who Run With the Wolves
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Ways men evaluate women
• Men who purr
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Using a command line
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Actors who have played Hitler
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Men make more money than women
• You have the whole world in your hands
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Why men like women's breasts
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Six good men who listened
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Why women like the smell of men
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• The inherent nature of men and women
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Know your pets
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Ground Control (user)
• ground
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• ground moraine
• The ground is a ship in Norway (#2)
• ground wave
• electric ground
• ground bloom
• Radio Ground Zero
• Aiming for the ground and missing
• Fedex Ground
• ground rule double
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Squid-Jigging Ground
• Basic Italian ground beef mixture
• Friend, your white beard sweeps the ground
• On Deadly Ground
• And thus endeth the spawning grounds

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