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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• only then will we be safe from each other
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• may their names be sung forever
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Should high school be mandatory?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Farmers' Market
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• stupidity should be painful
• A whimper would be fine
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• That I Would Be Good
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• No threat should be taken lightly
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Things every child should be taught
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• What is and what should never be
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Chalant should be a word!
• Names that should never be given to important files
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Automobile tire pressure
• Food should not be luminous
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• If I could be someone
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• The mountain could be home
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• why you should never be a referee
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You could be so delicious
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Just to see what it would be like
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• It should not be this complicated
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Mind without body
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Laundry should be free
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• AI should be our top priority.
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise

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