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• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Can real love survive over time
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• But can a robot love.
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can, but you may not
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• like you're blind but still can see
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Apparently the Dream Catcher over my bed is on the fritz
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• but with words we can create anything
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• As I Went Over Lincoln Bridge
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Sometimes it just blows over
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• bed
• Bed and breakfast
• breakfast in bed
• Get under the bed
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• things to do in bed
• Staying in bed
• Go To Bed, Tom
• Go to bed, old man!
• Ode to the Empty Side of My Bed
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• bed of nails
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Bed in Summer
• bunk bed
• Marriage bunk beds
• The Roof Above My Bed
• Why I think I should go to bed
• No more monkeys jumping on the bed
• Mister Bed
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• Bed and Sofa
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• I want you in my bed
• Bed for Two
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Black Coffee in Bed
• So she wet the bed
• Bed Buddy
• bed bug
• bed warmer
• Eating in bed
• Brigit's bed
• day bed
• Bed and Board
• bed load
• Old Bed
• Making a bed
• Lesbian bed death
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• raised bed garden
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• bed (user)
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed

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