Findings:

• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• No one actually cares.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm in one of those moods again
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Eh
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• fucking eh
• This Is Our Album, Eh?
• E.H. Norman
• ehs (user)
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Scribble, scribble, scribble, eh, Mr. Gibbon?
• The British are coming, eh: A Toronto nodermeet
• Songs that go eh eh eh
• Eh up
• fuck
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck me harder
• sick fuck
• flying fuck
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Fuck tha Police
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• I fuck your sunshine
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• fuck all
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck plate tectonics
• Fuck the Pope
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• Fuck like bunnies
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Go fuck yourself
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• puck fuck
• Fuck Snuggles
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• designated fuck
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• Flip & Fuck
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fuck the RIAA
• Fuck popularity
• Godzilla Minus One
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first

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