Findings:

• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Classic MP3 CD Player
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Netflix and the hacked DVD player
• we can all just be around other people
• RCA RP-2480 Portable MP3/CD Player
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• RioVolt MP3/CD Player
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• DVD player
• What is in your CD player?
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• but with words we can create anything
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Two Can Play That Game
• Can you play Backstreet Boys?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• But can a robot love.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Disabling Windows Media Player for Audio CDs
• Commercial CD and DVD printing
• MP3 CD player
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Portable DVD Player (user)
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• My Laptop's DVD player is too high maintenance
• My Laptops DVD player is too high maintenance
• store and recover corrupted data from CD/DVDs
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• You can, but you may not
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• But I have seen the sun just once
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• like you're blind but still can see
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Can we all just get along?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• GENICA Portable MP3/Audio CD Player
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
• Pine MP3 CD Player
• Maximum play time of a CD
• A very mean bar trick
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Ready Player Two
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt

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