Findings:

• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Me too
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have too much to say
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• he would have cried
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• "me too" product
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• It could have been me
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Bernie would have won
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• That would be me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• me too (user)
• Hit me up
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I have too many clothes
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would like to have emotions
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What have you done for me lately?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Too many mes
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I wish you would talk to me
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• College sucked for me too
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• It Hurts Me Too
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• the good days are killing me too
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• you would have been
• A reason to drink
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Men have feelings too
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What pornos would have us believe
• You have no power over me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Things video games have taught me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Could you have danced with me?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You have far too much time on your hands
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Have One On Me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• he would have laughed
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The day Anubis hit on me
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?

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