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• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• play dumb
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• there are no good or bad people
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I must die or be better
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• People with programming languages named after them
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• lost, or trying to be
• God must be living in the sea.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• God must be deaf
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• What life after death will really be like
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• College football must be preserved
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Be there or be square
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Why War must be permitted
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• There will be no more stories to read
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Be a model or just look like one
• Must be a lesbian
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• My life may no longer be my own
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Attention must be paid
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• must be joking (user)
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Or at least it used to be
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• No place I'd rather be
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• we can all just be around other people
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Countries named after people
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• To be or not to be
• Life After People
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• This poem can be put off no longer
• What the American people want politics to be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• No one can be totally logical
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• She must be what cocaine is like
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Rebeca Martinez
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• No one can be in two places at once
• What can be better than that?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance

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