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• Why women like the smell of men
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
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• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
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• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
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• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
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• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
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• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• Sex in a small car
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
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• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I would like to have emotions
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Sex with a chicken
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I like women with shaved heads
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Why I like sex
• Men did not always like large breasts
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• War is hell but men like it
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Women only like me for my mind
• Shake it like a Polaroid picture
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Amazing Spider-man #573
• Stephen Colbert's speech to the White House Correspondents' Dinner
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Men have feelings too
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Two virgins about to have sex
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How to have lesbian sex
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• We should all like sex and drugs
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Kisses on my shoulder like little stars sparkling
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Like a really good sex
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• Biblical hebrew is nothing like sex
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• i like men (user)
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• eyes like the sea after a storm
• What life after death will really be like
• Looking after a stray cat
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
• Baptist jokes
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Stephen Colbert
• Sex after pregnancy
• Animals people have sex with
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I have a Little Dreidel
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What is it like to have a soul?
• What it's like to have a community
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• What it's like to have cancer
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Why men like lesbians
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Greeks like their women armless
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What to do after unprotected sex

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