Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Baptist jokes
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Love the one you don't need
• I want to have your abortion
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a television set
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Have One On Me
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Cats don't have brakes
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• don't spend it all in one place
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't have any real problems
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Words that only have one context
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I could have been one of a two
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• A reason to drink
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have the time
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have one whole anus
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• post-birth abortion
• Abortion is morally permissible
• Spontaneous abortion
• starving for an abortion
• Adoption as an alternative for abortion
• Abortion from a man's perspective
• Rock Against Racism
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Against
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• Go up against
• New Mexico law against cohabitation
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• A Fit of Rhyme Against Rhyme
• partying against the darkness
• Against Interpretation
• Godzilla Minus One
• crime against humanity
• The City of God Against The Pagans
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Me Against the World
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• It is against the law to walk in Los Angeles
• Protect against deleted .bash_history files
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• Lounge Against the Machine
• GPL is against my religion
• Arguments for and against Love
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• SpeakOut Against Sexual Assault and Domestic Violence
• infamous crimes against nature
• The Struggle Against the State
• The Man against the Sky
• crime against nature
• The unpardonable sin against the Holy Ghost
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• An Argument Against Pragmatic Critiquing

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