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• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The best thing ever
• The Best Little Boy in the World
• the best Christmas present ever
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The best comeback ever
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The Best Feeling Ever
• best boy
• Best Death Ever
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The best line I ever used
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Best Week Ever
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• the best damned story ever written
• Parking warning
• A Boy's Best Friend
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• never know who told it best
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• lost, or trying to be
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Best Customer
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Hope for the best
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Boys Be...
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Best viewed with any browser
• The best Linux distribution
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Blaine
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
• Best way to a man's heart
• Best of the Best
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• the best look of lipstick
• best before date
• The best revenge
• The Best Thing in the World
• best interest
• Best Time
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• the world's best hospital
• My best friend, Josh
• Best Actress
• Some of my best friends are...
• best buddies
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• best moment of absolute peace
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Who Will Be There
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• best
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• What Germans do best
• Best Brains
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Seller List
• What is best in life?
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Best Bit EP
• my best Patrick
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• Balanced honesty is the best policy
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• The best interview advice I received
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• How to find your new best friend
• best friends
• Best Actor
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• The best thing since sliced bread
• Pete Best
• The best kind of tree
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• All I ever wanted to be
• Boys Be
• Boys, be ambitious!
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The man who refused to be King
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• trying to be a feminist
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Best friend
• Best Buy
• best users (usergroup)
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Milwaukee's Best
• Banting and Best
• Man's best friend
• on my best days
• At least you tried your best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• the best things in life are free
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• Best Light
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• The best sky

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