I've looked everywhere. I can't find my can of All Better. I practically crawled into the drawer where I usually keep critical junk, but all I found was a half-empty tube of Quit Your Sniveling and a bottle of Kill Yourself with teeth marks on the child-proof cap.
I suppose if I get really desperate, I can scrape the bag of Ignore It, and Maybe It Will Go Away that I found under the bed, but what I really need is a can of All Better.

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