Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "All I want is a wife, a white picket fence, two point five kids, one point four cars, a dog, and half a cat"

• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• One point five words about love
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• one four five
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Five points gangs
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
• Five Points
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• There's no point unless you make one
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• One equals point nine repeating
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• Two girls; one car
• I think my cats are missing the point
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• Such pretty white points. So sharp.
• Dogs and Cats
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• A bumper car all alone
• The Five Jars - Chapter Two
• what all the kids are reading
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• One Less Car
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• The four great ones
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• All I ever wanted to be
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Cat Rapes Dog
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• All That She Wants
• Winter's Tale V.i
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• The Two Dogs
• two four
• Jake: One Squat Dog
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• one is all ; all is one
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Cat Carr (user)
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Normal Values for Vital Signs in the dog, cat, and ferret
• All I want for Christmas...
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• The White Cat
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• five and a half minute hallway
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Winter's Tale V.ii
• white fence
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• One in Five
• One letter can make all the difference
• Winter's Tale IV.i
• The Four Horsemen of the White House Office for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• The Five Jars - Chapter Four
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Two dogs
• Kids that age think they know it all
• All the cool kids speak English
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• All Powers from One Division
• All impressed and Half undressed
• Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Two terrified women cowering behind a car
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Raining cats and dogs
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• Doggs, Catts, Wittgenstein, and Quine
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• The Foolish Wife and the Cat
• Why cats are better than dogs
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Cats and Dogs (e2poll)
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• Duncan the Wonder Dog: Show One
• Four Dogs Playing Poker
• Picket Fences
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Five to One
• don't spend it all in one place
• Dog, the other white meat
• The Five Jars - Chapter One
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Two States, Five Senses: The Michigan and New York Apple Gathering
• Five sonnets to the aloof one
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• The Young Punks in Rooms Three, Four, and Five
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter four
• Four Seasons in One Day
• May Two Four Weekend
• kid with five stars (user)
• The Cats Wanted Some Mayonnaise
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• All for one and one for all
• In the night, all cats are gray
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• all she ever wanted
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• when all the white horses have broken free
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All I want
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Five steps to used car bliss
• Two Cats on a Roof
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• Nansen cuts the cat in two
• Black Cat White Cat
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Cats and dogs
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• Pete: One Wet Cat
• Cats vs. Dogs: Behind Whom Should the Nation Throw Support?
• Cats & Dogs
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Christmas Letter From Four Cats
• Four stray cats
• 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
• Cats and dogs living together
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• White Dog
• Girl with a White Dog
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Cool Cat Saves The Kids

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