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All My Future ex-'s Live In Texas {Texas}

They banned me from the state because I pissed on the Alamo,
I don't think I'm missing much,
There isn't even a basement on the thing,
And I know how the whole story ends
Because I've seen that John Wayne movie,
But they seemed to miss the point,
Even Patton knew
That in war
The object isn't to die for your country,
But to make the other bastard die for his.

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