Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "All children alarm their parents, only because they forever expect to encounter themselves."

• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Overbearing parents = needy children
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They think it's all over
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• defile it all, forever
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Children Of All Ages
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• all knots untie themselves in the end
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Because it all burns up
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
• Sons measure themselves against their fathers
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• They All Laughed
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• define it all, forever
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Children are the same all around the world
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• just because they never bothered to really do
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Of Parents and Children
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• They only come out at night
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Ryan Gray playground for all children
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• They Kept To Themselves, Mostly
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Kids that age think they know it all
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• And they all just stood and stared
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• On the Air Because They Care
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• because I am only half of what you need
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Myths surrounding single parent children
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• Chipirones en su tinta
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Foxes eat their children
• may their names be sung forever
• Peter Pan and the Only Children
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• If they would only choose to hear it
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Alarm and Pride
• car alarm
• Bypassing Alarms
• Simulated Car Alarm
• Zone Alarm
• alarm (user)
• Negative alarm clock
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• False alarm
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• The Department of They
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time

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