Findings:
- Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
- Close only counts in Horseshoes
- These are the only hands I can give
- Only her hands would give her away
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- The tiniest hand grenade in the world
- hand counts
- Concerto for hand grenades
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- Hand grenade
- Almost Blue
- almost
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Because I say so
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Almost Heaven
- almost surely
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- I almost did it
- I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
- Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- Almost Famous
- perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- the almost indestructible pistachio
- Tonight I Almost Died
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- It's almost like you're real
- Almost Ready to Run
- Almost broke the rules
- Almost Too Much
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- When Night is Almost Done
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Almost Live
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Almost, if I close my eyes
- Almost Glycerin
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- We almost lost Detroit
- All of what I almost remember
- I almost lost my son
- Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
- Almost getting cut from the team
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- my almost favorite pair of shoes
- Almost Oedipal
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- unfinished something, almost
- The night I almost expected
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost Silly Epiphany Song
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- Count Zero
- Count Basie
- The Count of Monte Cristo
- Count Chocula
- Zero Population Count
- Count Alexi Golovin
- sperm count
- Count
- The Count
- Count Floyd
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- high thread count
- body count
- The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
- Count Rugen
- Count Glossu Rabban
- Count Duckula
- Count Rumford
- Polygon count
- Thread Count
- It's the thought that counts
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- count to four
- An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
- Let me count all the pieces
- Borda count
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- The book of Counted Sorrows
- standing eight count
- Space Shuttle Terminal Count
- Air is counted useless
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- You Can Count on Me
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
- Clinton Body Count
- Count Dooku
- Count Spatula (user)
- Count Milkrula
- count to ten
- single perturbation count
- Count Guglielmo Libri Carucci dalla Sommaja
- Count Claude de Mesmes d'Avaux
- How to count sheep
- hard count room
- down for the count
- Ray count
- Count Grishnakh
- The Count's War
- touch count buffer
- The Burial of Count Orgaz
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Looks don't count, with oceans
- stroke count
- The Count's Treasure
- Count Ugolino
- The Long Count
- The seafarer's fear of the sodium count
- count nosferatu (user)
- Terminal count
- Technically it doesn't count
- Count Arthur de Gobineau
- white blood cell count
- Count Olaf
- count noun
- The Man Who Counted
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Count Moriarty
- pitch count
- Aladdin vs. The Count of Monte Cristo
- Counts of Plain
- Count of Flanders
- Count of Holland
- Counts of the Netherworld
- Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
- blood count
- The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
- Count to Pi for me.
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