Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Also, dark colored animals are boys and light are girls, no matter what their actual physical state."

• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Boys, girls, and their mirror neurons
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• girls and boys
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• Why is there no socialism in the United States?
• Girls & Boys
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• A sudden flash of light in the dark
• state of matter
• frater dark matter (user)
• No matter who plays it
• boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy
• boy, girl and dog paradox
• a small red light in a dark car
• Ceremonies of Light and Dark
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Girl/Boy Song
• The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Boys and Girls
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• Game Boy Light
• girl perhaps boy in belly
• o boy's girl (user)
• Diffident girl, difficult boy
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• 102nd United States Colored Troops
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• Cryogenic Dark Matter Search
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• A glimmer of light in a world of dark
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• No Laughing Matter
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• No matter what
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Is a new theory of matter and light needed at the highest energies?
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Their truth is not what matters
• Know your pets
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Happy Boys And Girls
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• The Day Boy and the Night Girl - Part 2
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• Lost Boy, Lost Girl
• 2003 Palmetto Boys' State
• The Day Boy and the Night Girl
• Boy Kicks Girl
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
• The Boy and the Dark Star
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• you always date the same girls, boy
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• light and dark
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• Sister Light, Sister Dark
• Strong, dark and no sugar
• dark matter
• Boys and Girls Learn Differently
• Boy meets girl
• matter of fact it's all dark
• lights in the dark
• the dark in the light, the light in the dark
• What is dark matter?
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• The pretty girl has no friends
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• no wear girl (user)
• Animals which resemble their owners
• There are no girls on the internet
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• No such animal
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• There are no lies in the cool grey light of dawn.
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• Exotic and Dark Matter
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
• Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
• Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Actual Parameter
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• called also
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• As the portals also death
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• also (user)
• Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
• This is this. This is also something else.
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• Animal Farm
• Animal
• Animal Planet
• Animal Crackers
• animal book
• animal feed
• animal rights
• cruelty to animals
• barnyard animal
• totem animal
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• The Moral Animal
• George "The Animal" Steele
• Animal excretion handler
• National Lampoon's Animal House
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• so expendable in their memory
• The Animal School Fable

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