Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Although he could have gone for boxers, which are much less constricting."

• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I could have been Canadian
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• All the fairies have gone
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He's Gone
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I could care less
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have laughed
• I have too much to say
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Could I Have Been?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I could have been one of a two
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• How could you ever have enough?
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Penis for a day
• Where have all the poets gone?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• How we could still have a President Trump
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Astro City #5
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• he would have cried
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Could you have danced with me?
• The Titanium Plates and Screws Which Mend My Broken Fibula are Less Effective On Innocence Lost
• what if a much of a which of a wind
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He's been places they have not.
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• They could have saved Kevin
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• boxer shorts
• Barbara Boxer
• boxer engine
• Boxer's Break
• boxer (user)
• Drunkin Boxer (user)
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• How could this happen?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• How one man could control the Senate
• It was the least I could do
• I could sleep now
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I Could Live In Hope
• I could drown in your eyes
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• Our Band Could Be Your Life

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