America is currently reliving the 1950's. Do not adjust your set.

They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?	When a boy comes over, always have something baking	We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death	Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK	Buffy the Vampire Slayer	Words that don't mean the same as they used to	Pathetic geek stories
Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees	Cultural imperialism	I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time	Britney Spears
1980s	Don't Think Twice, It's All Right	Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating	The European witch-hunt
How being an irresponsible geek can kill!	Geek Pride	Columbine	Friends
Universal Declaration of Human Rights	Dawson's Creek