Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "An archaic and dangerous way of doing something that could be done safely and easily for a few dollars more."

• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• For a Few Dollars More
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• There will be no more stories to read
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• More to be pitied than scolded
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• The second chance you give could be your last
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• If I could be someone
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• We could all be blind
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You could be so delicious
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Could Be Anywhere
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Farmers' Market
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Things that could be
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• It Couldn't Be Done
• She could be a businesswoman
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• anyone could be your brand new love
• you could be asking questions
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• The best kind of bartender
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Be something... be anything other than this
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Quake Done Quick
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• It Could Always Be Worse
• There need to be more powers
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Something to Be Desired
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The mountain could be home
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• We used to be more in sync
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Germany could not be appeased
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• nothing to be done
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How to be a more productive writer
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.

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