Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- But my computer really IS possessed
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Even monochrome is not so simple
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- But what are they really thinking?
- Sexist jokes
- Not really by the rules, but...
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- we travel so often without even moving
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- and but so
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
- What really happened during the E2 civil war
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- unbelievable (user)
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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