Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "And I'd be doing myself a disservice, and every member of this band, if I didn't perform the HELL out of this!"

• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Every tale is not to be believed
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Things every child should be taught
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The end will be a sellout
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Every good band decibels furiously
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Get out of Hell free card
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• No place I'd rather be
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Every cigarette is doing you damage
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Bat Out of Hell II
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Bat Out of Hell
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• Dave Matthews Band
• band
• big band
• Rock Band
• Band of Gypsys
• The Bonzo Dog Band
• I'm with the band
• Tom Robinson Band
• rubber band
• tribute band
• marching band
• Blind Faith
• Eels
• The B. Lee Band
• band camp
• Hampton Grease Band
• Jerry Garcia Band
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• Stanford Band
• college band
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Marching Owl Band
• Welcome to Band Camp
• Bollinger Bands
• Hämähäkki band
• Matthew Good Band
• drinking on a band trip
• Band Aid
• Gothic Music
• The prevalence of purposeful misspellings in band names
• Power Bands
• Orange Humbler Band
• Your favorite band sucks
• The Boy Band Conspiracy
• mouth band
• And the Band Played On
• Extra Action Marching Band
• Uncle John's Band
• The Alpha Band
• Japanese Noise Bands
• The Kelly Bell Band
• Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Stylized progressive rock band name logos
• Jazz Big Band
• The Free Electric Band
• The Incredible String Band
• A band
• Signs that your band practice is falling apart
• rubber band ball
• Josh Dodes Band
• The Band Wagon
• Band on the Run
• Bothy Band
• band gap
• Valence band
• monkey band
• banded mail
• Band of Brothers
• banded iron formation
• Dutch Swing College Band
• J. Geils Band
• The 4:30 Band
• band geek
• Trey Anastasio Band

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