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The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
"What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
Far too many ways to name your meat
Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
How many geniuses have we lost this way?
I have too many clothes
I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
I don't feel the same way about you
I have just been shot
Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
I have lost many things, so many
Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
You have far too much time on your hands
The way things have always been done
Buying things just because they have cool packaging
Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
Rape committed by women
Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
if i can just find the perfect way to say it
I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
Advice I have been given about girls
When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
Plants HAve Rights, Too!
It is never too late to be what you would have been
your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
She Will Have Her Way
Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
When I too long have looked upon your face,
Skinny people have it bad, too
Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
I have been alone while I was with many girls
how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
Too many cooks spoil the dish
just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
Just the Way You Are
They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
Two virgins about to have sex
They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
A different way of thinking about the stars
It's too early to talk about God, or women
Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
always remember this about the rules you have learned
Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
For God's sake, just have another election
What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
you can't have it both ways
That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
But I have seen the sun just once
I used to have so many dreams
I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
just to have some human contact
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
I have too much to say
Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
"Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
moment after moment, we have to find our own way
Many have died; you also will die.
Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
It's just the way that he walks
why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
That's just the way it is
Too Many Daves
living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
General sexuality newsgroup
Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
You, standing
Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
The "How many partners have you had" question
I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
Men have feelings too
On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
I have a bad feeling about this
A reason to drink
You just have to tell me these things, okay?
just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
Have you ever made a just man?
What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
I have more stories about trains for you
Things About To Come My Way
Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
How many genes do we (humans) have?
I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
Intellectual property laws have gone too far
A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
DEA arrests just about everybody
Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
how many lines of code have you written?
Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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